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From ThinkPrank
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YogaYuppies, or Cream of Quinoa
- Malignant Mallinoma
- MyGraine, MyOpia
- I can't tell if I'm experiencing an exciting, new paradigm shift---or simply losing myself.
- I think we should start seeing other places...
- The Introverted Extravert ("Come with me, but don't talk..."); The Narcissistic Introvert ("I'll wear my 'touch-me' shirt as an ice-breaker"); The Sensitive Misanthrope ("Now baby, when I say 'everybody' you know I don't mean you.")
- Christian Yoga: Son-of-God Salutations; The Cross Pose; Suffer-the-Little-Child's Pose; The Missionary Position
- Yoga by Saddatrista: Downward-facing Spiral; Inward-facing Depression; Extended Corpse Pose
- For someone who doesn't communicate well he sure uses a lot of words...
- I don't want a Husband...I want a Producer
- Jesus Shaves! (In a tunic, arms outstretched, snowboarding)
- "Wildly Ambiguous"
- I'm the same enneagram type as Jesus Christ!
- (Man): "Oh, I'm not a misogynist -- I'm a misanthrope!"
- Finally! Someone who understands my inner assasin.
- I feel so betrayed -- she 'in'd' me in front of all her lesbian friends.
- He needs me to be more responsive and less reactive…
- “My mother is SO vaginal-retentive”
- “The last time I picked up the kids he chased me out of the yard with bug spray.”
- Man says to woman:
(woman holding crying baby, looking sleep-deprived; man reading paper and smoking joint): “I’ve lost my drive to go to work. I think I’m suffering from post-partum depression.”
- At a cocktail party:
(holding up a shrimp) “It’s the new nouvelle cuisine – edible plastics.”
- The Left of Way
- The Bars of Reception
- Winsome; Losesome (pics of two men, one handsome, one ugly)
- Oh, sure! It always has to be about 'us, us, us!' (man talking)
- She didn't get a buyer, but she got the buy-in she wanted
- Two women talking:
"After watching the Al Gore movie we decided to change our lifestyle: we booked a cruise to Antarctica." "Yes, we shifted our priorities and scheduled our next eco adventure vacation to Glacier Bay."
- (Laramie's): Greenland--It's the next Hawaii!"
- I reserve the right to be emotionally unavailable
- This "processing" isn't really working for me
- I've been five 9's faithful
- Try to think of meat as a garnish (shopping carts)
- I'm going to prove to him that I don't care what other people think about me!
- Now, Johnny, I didn't raise you to be autistic
- (At the Internet Bar): Oh, no! Please tell me I didn't just hit "send"!
